Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Bold blue serif text below

Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET OVER

Distressed white blackletter text below reads "We Believe In Nussing

Luck was never the problem for something that literally cannot sink

Palmflower turning red means your retirement party involves being vaporized in front of a live studio audience

Rehoboth Beach fielded its Pirates in the Eastern Shore League starting in 1947

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Bold blue serif text belowDogs grade on a curve so generous it makes community college look like MIT admissions. Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door. The Details: Distressed white vintage serif text reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are." in a centered, stacked arrangement with a slightly weathered texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped